I have always wondered, how those peeps from the CDR-King management would come up with those crazy products. I mean it is kind of weird nowadays when you could not see those bundles of blank CD-R’s and DVD-R’s per shelf and instead, the range of their products are really non-linear with their company.
I really get it when they started to sell computer peripherals, since most of the branded items are expensive. CD’s and computer devices go hand-in-hand, we get that already. And a decade after and what do we have: zen fountains, plasma balls, bags, and even rice cookers. Seriously.
And CDR-King is already branded by most of the consumers as a 1-stop shop for faulty, some / mostly / not really, devices and products. And so:
11 Things. CDR-King should make / build / avail to the consumers.
1. Lomo Cameras (link) – It fits well with the Lomo philosophy and design. Disposable is the keyword.
2. 24-hour CDR-King Shop (link) – We need this. Seriously. Especially for those late night, I need backups for my, uhm, files.
3. Better than Tanduay Ice (link) – And if it tastes like piss, you wouldn’t care since you’re drunk already.
4. Fireworks (link) – That randomly explodes.
5. Sungit Seminars. ’nuff said. (link)
6. Disposable Underwear (link) – Us guys get tagos too, you know.
7. Typewriters (link) – For all the hipsters out there, here is your product.
8. Porn (link) – Since almost anyone or production companies could do things like these. It’ll be a bit weird if they cast their own employees, I’m assuming foreigners would enjoy these instead.
9. Sex Toys (link) – Faulty sex dolls with a possibility of v-lock. You would be all over the news, I assure you.
10. Puppies (link) – To retain the cuteness of dogs. They would die within the year. Always be ready.
11. Jackolight (link) – I wouldn’t even bother explaining on why it is named as such.
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