Of today’s news.

Man tries to jump into Pope’s popemobile.

Man says “I just tripped!”.

–=+=–

4 mistahs in senate to form own club.

They are naming it “Mistah Senate Administrators” or “Mista-sah” for short.

–=+=–

Mayor JV takes flight stewardess for a wife.

It should be “forces” instead of “takes”.

–=+=–

Man takes 13-year-old boy hostage in Makati.

It was later found that the lovers had just a misunderstanding.

–=+=–

Australia moves up in RP defense radar screen.

“We have a radar system?”

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~ by targrod on June 7, 2007.

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