Of pereggy.

An officemate of mine shared his off-work time hobby, checking out the top ten searches of Yahoo. You’ll, at least, be updated with the latest foreign buzz if you do this daily. (my off-work time hobby consists of the following: checking personal mail, arranging what to listen during the day, some blogging, playing kingdom of loathing, imdb-ing and wikipedia-ing the latest book, band, film, or music, and some nap time =). I’ve yet to buy an ipod video, for some obvious reasons)

Now, there’s this person named Thomas Beatie. Yahoo says ‘was born a woman but kept his female reproductive organs while undergoing sexual reassignment surgery, recently gave birth to a healthy baby girl.’ In short, he is a a trans-gendered male with a female reproductive system. Now that’s twisted.

I have a question though. Who is going to feed the baby? If you search the Internet for anything related with the ‘pregnant man’ and you check out the picture, for sure you’ll be able to spot something that’s missing. I mean, that person officially is a guy so there’s nowhere for the baby to drink milk from. Are you saying that the wife of this ‘man’ should feed the baby? With what… Air?

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Dang. Why isn’t we happy with what God gave us. Why are always searching for something that should ‘improve’ ourselves?

Botox anyone?

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Now, if you open our local channel and this was headlined, for sure you’ll just blurt out, “Naku, luma na yan! Madami nyan sa Pinas! Diba nga noon may mga lalaking nag-claim na buntis sila?”

And don’t forget the real men who look pregnant, thanks to their beer belly they can’t see, uhm… their feet. Smile!

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Joining the bandwagon… you may stop reading if you want to. I’ve also posted the real lyrics of The Crossroads…

Si Bosloks (The Crossroads, Filipino version)

Bong Bong Bong Bong.. Pu.. To.. Bong.. Bong..

Malayo pa ang Pasko

Malapit na kayuh (tell me what)

(Gusto ko mainit na gotu, gusto ko mainit na gotu)

Tagal pa ng Pasko

Gusto ko din ng kalamay (tell me what)

Gusto ko mainit na gotu (at kakain na aku)

Malapit na ang Pasko. Walang pa akong panregalo para kay Charlie

Si Little Charlie, yung inaanak ko kay Pareng Gordy

Baka magtampo yun. Tatlong taon na yung utang. Magagalit ang inay

Matalino ang batang yun. Magaling sa multiple choice at essay

Buti hindi sya lazy, pati sa bahay naghuhugas ng pinggan at nagwawalis

O sya pera na lang ang ibibigay ko para meron syang pambile

E sa kin naman ano panregalo ko kay Helen

Yung girlfriend kong napakalagi kong nami-miss

Kahit na hindi na kami madalas umalis

Mahal na mahal na mahal nya ko, lagi pang may kiss

Kung mura na lang kaya… wag ganun don’t be a judge

kung damit baka makita ang bulge

kung bulaklak, sweet yun sigurado may hugs

kung alahas siguradong sigurado astig sa kanya yun tol

pwedeng mura or mahal na gold

o maghukay na lang kaya ako sa baul ey-ol-ey-ol

dyoskodayyyyyy, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day

kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay

dyoskoday, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day

wala akong dyowa kaya pupunta na lang ako ng bohol

gusto ko punta dun since ako ay eleven

sasakay ako ng mga bangkang kahoy at ako’y magsasagwan

Charize, Manny, Betty, Johnny, at Poo

Samahan nyo ko at ako ay mamimili

sa aking pag-alis, sigurado, walang iling

kaya tatlong araw na lang, kakaway na ng babay

i-ooff ko ang cell, kaya no calls

Don’t worry kasama ko ang friend ko na si Bosloks

Wag kayong mag-alala friends, mabait si Bosloks baby

maghuhugas na ng pinggan

pupunta ako ng astrodome

kakain ako ng picha pie

ako’y mawawalay

walang kwenta ang picha pie, pie

ubos na kasi, game donut naman

saglit lang magbubukas ng katol

uy, may nakita akong ice cream na may cone

magpaplantsa pa pala ng barong

yung barong, oo yung barong

ang kulit mo sabi nga yung barong

ayan, wala na akong alam

nagkakalat, nanggugulo, at malakas akong lumamon (lumamon)

hay dyoskoday, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day

kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay

dyosko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day

kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay

Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks

Hindi na ako lonely

Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks

Hindi na ako lonely

Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks

Hindi na ako lonely

Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks

Paalam na kay Manny

Pati na din kay Bobby

Uy ayan si Lenny

Wag na si Freddy

Lahat kayo as in everybody

Sana kami na ang dapat ikasal ng gf kong si Helen

Ikaw ang aking mahal

Sana kami na ang dapat ikasal ng gf kong si Helen

Ikaw ang aking mahal

Sana kami na ang dapat ikasal ng gf kong si Helen

Ikaw ang aking mahal

Sana naman swertehin at makuha ko ang kamay

pag nawala sya ako ay mamamatay

Kami ni Bosloks, swerte ko’t lagi syang nananagpang

ok lang kung ang balikat ko ay laging lasug-lasog

teka… gusto ko nga palang ninang si aling pining

sana walang sakit sa kasal, lahat magaleng

ten-ten-tenen, ten-ten-tenen

kinikilig na talaga akoooo

Masarap ang pagkain! Ako’y naglalaway

Ibalik natin ang puto-bumbong at bibinkay, bibingkay

sarap… bibingkay

Ohhh Bulutong

Ohhhhh Bulutong

Ohhh Bulutong

Ohhhhh Bulutong

[Chorus – repeat habang inaantay ang tagalog ng Gangsta’s Paradise)

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The Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony

“Tha Crossroads”

[Bone]

Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone

Now tell me whatcha gonna do

when there ain’t no where to run (tell me what)

(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)

And whatcha gonna do

when there ain’t no where to hide (tell me what)

When judgment comes for you (Cause it’s gonna come for you)

[Bizzy]

Head south let’s all bring it in for Wally, Eazy sees uncle Charlie

Little Boo, but God’s got him and I’m gonna miss everybody

I only rolled and blows my gauge looked at him while he lay

When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say

Lil’ Layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please

Bury me by my grand-grand and when you can, come follow me

[Layzie]

God bless you working on a plan to Heaven

Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise

even though the devil’s all up in my face

But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace

For the case to race with a chance to face the judge

And I betcha my soul won’t budge

Grudge because there’s no mercy for thugs

Oh what can I do it’s all about our family and how we roll

Can I get a witness let it unfold

We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh

[Krayzie]

Prayyyyyyy, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray

Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday

and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray

Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll

Whether is tell of his Heaven

Come let’s go take a visit of people that’s long gone

Darris, Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo

It’s steadily creeping up on the family

Exactly how many days we got lasting

While you laughing we’re passing, passing away

So y’all go rest y’all souls

Cause I know I’ma meet you up at the crossroads

Y’all know y’all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby

[Wi$h]

Lil Eazy’s long gone

Really wish he would come home

But when it’s time to die

Gotta go bye bye

All a lil thug could do is cry, cry

Why they kill my dog and man

I miss my uncle Charles y’all

and he shoudn’t be gone, in front of his home

What they did to Boo was wrong

Oh so wrong, oh so wrong

Gotta hold on gotta stay strong

When the day comes

Better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)

Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray

everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday

and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray

everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday

[Chorus – Layzie and Krayzie]

See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads

So you won’t be lonely

See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads

So you won’t be lonely

See you at the crossroads, crossroads

So you won’t be lonely

See you at the crossroads, crossroads

[Bizzy]

And I’m gonna miss everybody

And I’m gonna miss everybody when I’m gone

And I’m gonna miss everybody

And I’m gonna miss everybody

And I’m gonna miss everybody

[Layzie]

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

That’s how we roll

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

That’s how we roll

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

That’s how we roll

And I’m asking the good LORD “Why?” and sigh

It’s I he told me we live to die

[Krayzie]

What’s up with murder y’all, see my little cousin was hung

Somebody was really wrong, everybody want to test us dawg

Then Miss Sleazy set up Eazy to fall, you know why we sinning

And Krayzie intended on ending it when it ends

Wanna come again, again and again

Now tell me whatcha gonna do

[Wi$h]

Can somebody anybody tell me why?

Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die?

I don’t wanna die

Ohhh so wrong

Ohhhhh wrong

Ohhh so wrong

Ohhhhh wrong

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~ by targrod on August 6, 2008.

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