Of the urban #

I only love spams once in a while and I found an interesting one in FB. Someone tagged me and if you wanna do this go ahead, “I don’t control your choices”.

A warning and some caution. Since there are uneducated Internet users all over the world, for sure, you’ll be offended with some of the definitions added in the website mentioned below.

You’ve been warned.

And oh yeah, I do want to add racial and sexist remarks in my post. Please don’t be offended. I’m doing this in the spirit of kupal fun.

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INSTRUCTIONS: Go to and http://www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write one definition it gives you.

1. Your name?

Reynaldo

Definition:

Egg headed and geek.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Bagay na bagay. I heb two eggs e.

2. Age?

27

Definition:

the age all rockstars die at:

jimi Hendrix :: jim Morrison :: janis Joplin :: kurt cobain :: alexander the great :: james dean :: river phoenix :: brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)

Example:

– you and i have been through that

– and this is NOT our fate

27

Links:

if you haven’t seen nirvana unplugged you fucking missed out

Jay-r’s reaction:

Rockstars rule!

3.One of your friends?

Cherie

Definition:

to die your your hair a silly colour or to engage in sexual activity and forget the persons name

Example:

” i seem to have cherie’d my hair” “i cherie’d a guy last nyt” i.e “i can’t remember his name and we had sex”

Links:

adjective cherie’d noun cherie atonym cherieified synonym myles

Jay-r’s reaction:

Yihee. Bwahahaha. I just love the definition.

4. What should you be doing?

watching movies

Definition:

{Verb} It just basically means incest.

Example:

(IM) Hey, well, I got to go.. I”’ be watching movies with my sister.

(IM response) Really? What is that? Is that like, code word for incest?

(IM) Mmhmm.

Links:

incest movies watching sex family siblings

Jay-r’s reaction:

Wala nang mas kukupal sa meaning ng watching movies.

5. Favorite colour?

green

Definition:

A word used to describe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to “green” to pick.

Example:

Guy 1:”God damn!!! if that bitch wasn’t so green i would break my fucking dick off in her ass!”

Guy 2:”Bro, I don’t give a fuck, i’ll still hit that shit!

Jay-r’s reaction:

Bwahahaha. Ang kupal pa din ng definition.

6. Favorite number?

15

Definition:

– An unnattractive or “sketchy” female.

– in reference to a hand in Blackjack.

Example:

Guy 1:Dude she was a total 15.

Guy 2: Huh?

Guy 1: As in blackjack…

Guy 2: As in your’re not sure if you would hit it.

Guy 1: Yup.

Link:

girl female bang ugly next

Jay-r’s reaction:

Dyosko, malimali pa ang spelling ng definition sa site. Hehehe/

7. Month of your birthday?

April

Definition:

the month were the sexiest bitches are born

Example:

april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

Link:

zhfcjfxxxxx,kdjdjcccccccc,dkkkdkdkd,dkdkslsoe,dodoekjdjdfjdf,myspace

Jay-r’s reaction:

Need I say more?

8. Last person you talked to?

driver (tricycle)

Definition:

Is always male because women can not drive. He makes the fucking decisions because he is driving the car. He is responsible for everyone. He is the leader. You listen to him. He doesn’t take any shit from the back seat driver. His favorite person in the car is the wing man. He realizes the person riding shotgun is the idiot who called it and will probably die first when he decides to kill himself and everyone else. The person in the bitch seat in between him and shotgun is the reason he will kill everyone because he/she is making him go crazy. He likes the hump person because when he looks in his rear view mirror, the person smiles at him. He could care less about the person in the trunk because he/she have no seat belt and no one can hear he/she.

Example:

John drives his white marauder (1996 Toyota Corolla) with fierce dictatorship. Why? because he is the driver and has totaled 3 cars. You shut the fuck up and listen to him because he just might do it again.

Link:

drive car hump back seat driver shot gun bitch seat trunk wing man the white marauder rules!

Jay-r’s reaction:

Nagbayad kasi ako ng pamasahe kanina. Walang basagan ng trip.

9. One of your nicknames?

Jay-r

Definition:

– A Definition used for when an individual gets more then 100 kills in Call of Duty, Halo or any online shooting game. This can also be used as a title for an individual extremely skilled and efficient in the art of killing in Call of Duty or Halo

– Jay R: derived from the latin term ” Chuck Norris”

Example:

– Fred: 100 kills? wow you just pulled of a Jay R!

– Billy: oh shit my xbox 360 blew up last night!

Bobby: why?

Billy: oh i was facing a guy who was a real Jay R and he got so many kills on me in such short time my xbox couldnt take it 😦

Link:

master chief chuck norris god of pwn spartan terminator

Jay-r’s reaction:

Video games rule! Pwned!!!!

10. What are you wearing now?

white shirt (guy)

Definition:

A cute guy that wears a white shirt and white bandana when he frequents Shampoo in Philadelphia every thursday; A cute emo boy who wears white.

Example:

Holy shit! I found these pictures on my computer that I saved about a year ago. He looks really familiar! OMG. It’s white shirt guy from shampoo!

Link:

white shirt guy emo shampoo club

Jay-r’s reaction:

White is emo? WTH?

11. Your pet’s name?

lab-lab (sumalangit-nawa)

Definition:

– shortened-coloquialism for elaborating or an elaboration.

– To elaborate the truth therefore to lie / be lying.

– a. Verb: to lab; labbing

b. Noun: a lab.

Example:

a. John: I’m getting laid on friday!

Ryan: Quit labbing!

b. John: Kris told me he got head three times last night!

Ryan: Jeez, that’s such a lab, you didn’t believe him did you?

Link:

lying labbin pretending labbing elaborate.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Yan ang namatay naming lobster. Huhuhu.

12. What you did last Friday?

work

Definition:

– 1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

– 2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

Example:

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

Link:

coworker marriage employment multitasking task oriented

Jay-r’s reaction:

I’m all for the second definition. Bwahahaha!

13. Your Zodiac Sign?

aries

Example:

Slang for white powder heroin in france.

Example:

Can I get an eightball of aries?

Link:

heroin smack diamorphine skag tar

Jay-r’s reaction:

Drugs rule!

14. The last 3 digits of your cellphone number?

540

Definition:

An area code for Fredericksburg, a historical area in Virginia. Also in other places in Spotsylvania County. It’s a growing area. It’s not fun, but that’s because people are so uncreative. I could think of a million bad ass things to do there.

Example:

Person #1: Hey I’m from the 540, reppin’!

Person #2: Fuck that. That shit is boring.

Person #1: No, you’re just lame and can’t think of anything legit to do.

Link:

540 va 2 up 2 down reppin. growing area code

Jay-r’s reaction:

Ang sucky nung isang meaning e. Tungkol sa skateboarding.

15. Your fantasy nickname?

Guybrush

Definition:

A sexy pirate with an attitude

Jay-r’s reaction:

Oh hell yeah!

16. Your favorite clothing brand?

Lacoste

Definition:

A brand,plain and simple.Known for the gator symbol and their polos.It doesn’t matter what people consider it anyways(prep,frat),you like it,you wear it.

Example:

girl:you think I should buy a Lacoste shirt,or are they too preppy.

guy:no,go ahead,buy it.it’s a brand,and who cares what insecure people consider it.

Jay-r’s reaction:

The funny thing is I don’t even have any Lacoste shirts. Napamigay na ang lahat.

17. Where you work?

philippines

Definition:

– an awesome country

– it is in asia

– you can buy pirated dvd’s and video games from there months before they come out in north america, alot cheaper if you use american dollars

Example:

person 1: i cant wait till that video game comes out in november

person 2: just go to the philippines, they will already have it

Link:

philippinesasia awesome piracy yay

Jay-r’s reaction:

One of the best definitions I found. Bwahahaha!

18. What day is it tomorrow?

wednesday

Definition:

A blow Job in the front seat of your car.

Example:

Shit, man. That was the most magnificent Wednesday ever.

Link:

wednesday blow job car vehicle ariel misunderstanding

Jay-r’s reaction:

Susmarya. Nao-offend na ko. Pramis.

19. Your favorite smell?

natural (smell)

Definition:

A term used in Warcraft III to denote gold mines which are located near the starting base of a player. These mines are typically lightly guarded and hence favor Humans and Night Elves that can expand them quickly.

Example:

Lost Temple is so imba. A human can have level 2 and expand his natural within the first 3 minutes of the game.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Game na naman?

20. Your favorite food?

filipino

Definition:

– wannabe mayates/niggerz

– thinkin they all hard

Example:

ey foo whos that wannabe mayate?

naw homie hes jus a filipino fagget

fuck that leva bitch chinito

Link:

filipino flip wannabe poser wangsta asian chino chinito

Jay-r’s reaction:

Syet. Ang kupal ng definition. Bwahahahaha!

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~ by targrod on February 24, 2009.

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