:: Top11. j3j3 news ::

I’m not really proud of this nicked image. Moving on.

11 Things. Kapag naging successful ang mga Jejemon sa Pilipinas.

1. Overabundance of black shirts, black longsleeves, and black blouses in the workplace. Instead of Casual Fridays, they are changing it to Black Fridays.

2. Sho3mharts, Sahn M1guelzz, and Szshzszszhzshzszmart (kalaban ng Ghl0besz).

3. Pag nag-concert ulit dito (for the nth time) si Lady Gaga, obviously magiging The Lady Jejemonster na ang tagline ng concert niya.

4. They would introduce the IJejePhone. Text messages are now increased to 200 characters; to qualify all the extra H’s and Z’s in every word and message.

5. Office emails are now shorter and you are not sure if your jejeboss is angry at you.

D3@r 3mfhloy3ezzz,

h8 u. aj3j3j3j3j3j3j3.

Zup,
@m8r0zzzzzzzzio.

6. Barong and jejecap combo. BOOM!

7. We would have the newer version of the Filipino alphabet. Probably an inverted capital letter E that doesn’t look like the number 3.

8. Presenting the j3j3gel: ang all-around gel.

9. According to the Philippine Daily Inquirer: they are the new breed of hipster who have developed not only their own language and written text but also their own subculture and fashion. I guess they are now mainstream outdoing the Bekinese population.

10. Highly respectful na ang Jejecamerapose.

11. Magkakaroon na ng mga jejemon nazi.

Ch00l@ng ng H @ Z ung Sh3nt3nzszszszszs.

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~ by targrod on May 14, 2012.

2 Responses to “:: Top11. j3j3 news ::”

  1. Oh gods.

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