:: Top11: Break down ::

Hell yeah, i’m not with myself anymore.

11 Things. Suggestions on things that you can do after a break-up.

1. Root canal or tooth extraction. Minimal anesthesia is a must.

2. Gumawa ng kanta hango sa mga experiences mo sa iyong ex. Siguraduhin na maganda ang beat at Adele-material ang peg. Ilako sa mga sikat na local songer. Kulitin mo sila sa Twitter. I-mention mo ang kanyang mga inadequacies sa you-know-what pero siguraduhin na blind item lang ang ginawa mo. Kapag kinasuhan ka, admission of guilt. Kapag hindi, you gain money (you still gain money pa din naman kahit kasuhan ka; gamitin ang pera para ipambayad danyos). Win-win situation.

3. Piss off the reigning MMA champ, any division. Or any UFC Filipino fighter.

4. Invite your ex to a post break-up food date. Ask your ex to treat you to everything; this one would only work if you were dumped. Surprise your ex by inviting all your friends and telling everyone that lunch / dinner is on him / her.

5. Dalhin lahat sa harapan ng bahay nila ang lahat ng bagay na niregalo niya sa iyo. Gawing bonfire at magsayaw ng rain dance.

6. Tumambay sa isang videoke booth ng arcade sa mall at kumanta maghapon hanggang magsara. Kapag pinaalis ka na ng bantay, maglupasay.

7. Paint down the following, “name of dumpee, broke my heart” as graffiti in all the major landmarks and buildings in the metro. Hire Banksy or any famous graffiti artist for the hard-to-reach places and building floors.

8. Magpakalbo at magpa-temporary tattoo ng emo haircut. Isama mo na din ang temporary tattoo ng eyeliner. At mag-emo look ng isang buong taon.

9. Mag-pose sa lahat ng cover images ng mga local cheap romance books. Sabayan mo na din ng pag-star sa mga videoke music videos; preferably love songs.

10. Sumali sa isang pa-contest sa radyo; siguraduhin na ibahin ang boses at gumamit ng prepaid na random number na first time mo pa lang magagamit sa buong buhay mo. After mong manalo sa contest, magtanong kung pwedeng bumati at pag in-allow ka, siraan mo ng siraan yung ex mo. Lahat ng kasiraan niya sa mundo i-announce mo on-air. Siguraduhin na sabihin ang pangalan niya, buong pangalan ah. Huwag magmura para hindi putulin ng DJ ang linya.

11. Show an item / event / or any memorable thingy via the webcam / videocam. Tapos, ibuhos lahat ng magagandang ala-ala habang pine-present ito. Upload it on youtube and you should create 100 webcasts. Post in on FB.

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~ by targrod on July 11, 2012.

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