:: Top11: Wedding love ::

11 Things. NOT to say during the wedding (if you’re invited) of your ex.

1. Hanggang ngayon ba iniiyakan pa din ‘yung naka-one night stand niya?

2. Ano na ang mangyayari dun sa gay benefactor niya?

3. Congrats! Ikaw na ngayon ang sasalo ng mga utang niya sa credit card!

4. Ang boring niya sa kama noh?

5. Uy, good news! Wala daw sakit yung naka-do mo nung nag-bridal shower / nag-stag party tayo!

6. Sabi na nga ba, joke yung sinabi niyang nagbi-birth control pills siya. ‘yan ang prime example ng shotgun wedding.

7. You do know she tweets and takes Twitpic of everything, including you while taking a shower.

8. Ang baho talaga ng singit niya noh?

9. Na-meet ka din niya sa sex orgy sa may Q.C.?

10. Ikaw yung nag-entry ng “Finally getting married to this loser. He has the smallest penis, ever. But I have no choice. Shit. FML”, sa fmylife noh?

11. Ginagaya niya pa rin ba si Madam Auring pag nagse-sex kayo?

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~ by targrod on July 12, 2012.

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