:: Top11: Hey 32nd ::
11 Things. Why April 16 is awesome.
1. It’s Shu Qi’s birthday. Notice the movie poster. Soft porn bebe.
2. It’s Luol Deng’s birthday. If you jumble his first name, you’d get ulol.
3. When The “Doctor of Death”, Jack Kevorkian, participates in his first assisted suicide.
4. Where we are constantly reminded that Nancy Binay is going to run in the up and coming Senatorial elections and we would herald her as the Nanay ng Bayan.
5. Where any moment, NoKor might start a full-pledged war against Sokor, the U.S. and its allies.
6. Where we would ultimately question why Kris Aquino is the top taxpayer in the Philippines. What happened to the supposed billionaires?
7. Where I am reminded that Wanderland 2013 is expensive.
8. Where I am reminded that I am no longer in the calendar.
9. Where I am reminded that “Troy and Abed in the Morning” is a thing of the past. Bring back Dan Harmon.
10. Where Daniel Padilla is a chart-topper in the record bars.
11. The “freakin'” summer heat.
/sarcastic birthday? Yes.
Anyhoot, Happy Birthday to me. Wattup.